Sunday, December 12, 2010

αη υηƒσяgєттαвℓє єνєηιηg !








" Hey U   !!!  Stop !!! " 


SomeOne Shouted At Me From My Back Side With Full Of Anger !!!
I Turned Back ..
He Was a Fat Man In A Dark Olive Dress  .
I Couldn't Recognize him Bcoz Of Darkness .

I Got Scared .
I Threw My Almost Empty SmirinOff Bottle Into The Roaring Tides Of Bay Of Bengal @ a Beach Near My House .
He Came Into The Waters .
It Made His Knees Wet .
Yes I Was That Much Inside The Sea .
He Caught My Right Hand And Almost Tried Dragging Me Out Of The Tides .

I Was Confused Whats Was Happening There  !!!

He Kept Me Pulling  From The Sea Sands ..
Now We Were Moving Towards a Huge Street Light On the Road ..
There Was No Darkness Anymore .

Now I Could Understand What Was Going On There ..
Yes .. He Was A Cop .

" What The F**K " I Replied to Myself .

My Bike Was There Under That Street Light .
I Didn't let That M'F**ker Cop Know About It.

Now We Were There At The Nearest Police Station Of The Beach .
That Fat Cop Replied " aaj yehi sone padega beta " with a smile .. which seemed to be a pinch for me .
I Was Feeling Like Kicking His Inner Pant Hard And Run Out Of There ..
as A Fresh Bottle Of Vodka Was Running With My Blood .

Now It Was Time For a Deal .
Some One Else Asked me Two Hundred Rupees as Bribe  To Leave Me Free .
SomeWat .. I was Strange .. Bocz I hv listened .. They Ask For Much More In These Cases ..
and So Less !! How !!!

Yes I forgot .. I was In a Short Pant and an Old Faded T-Shirt .
I was Looking Like a Poor guy :)
May Be That Was The Reason ...

But They Didnt know .. That Time I was even 4 times Poor than They Expected .
Yes .. I was Having only 50 rs in my wallet .

It Was Not Possible for Them to Fix This Deal with a Fifty Rupee Note .
They Asked Me To Call My Dad To Pay The Fine And Take Me Home . !!!

Now The Effect of Those Vodka Worth 120 Rs Had Stopped Working ..

I Replied ... 
" Whaattttttt !!!! I hv to Call my Dad !!!  hmm .. Ok ..  "
 and Smiled in My Thoughts .

I Knew someday I 'll need My Friend's Number as My Dad's In Such Conditions .
I Had Saved One Of My Friend's Number As " DAD" In My Cellfone Long Before .

I Called Him For Help And Narrated The Full Story .
Then The Fat Cop Took my Cellfone Away And Started Talking With My Fake DAD .
My Fingers Were Crossed .. Will That Idiot Really Be Able To Behave Like a  DAD  :o
" if we get caught .. then no money will work here " I Was Thinking ..

and The same happened ...
after talking wid the Cop .. That Idiot Replied  :
" Koi Baat Nei .. Aap maaro usko .. Usko mene Ghar se nikal diya hai .."
Which Meant " No Worries .. Do what U want wid Him .. I hv Kicked him out of my Home " ( with anger voice )
and Disconnected .

I was Listening what was going On ...
whattttt !!!
Now I was really Socked ...
I thought He will Come and Bribe Him and take me back ..

But I forgot that .. it was already 10:30 PM.
and It was Impossible for him to get out of home so late .

And Here The Cops were also Shocked ..

The Fat M'F***er Cop  Came Forward to me and Slapped me hard .. really really hard !!!
and said me something .. which I dont remember anymore ..
and also didnt take my 50 rs Note .


 I Flew Away Towards My Home With Loads Of Laugh On My Face


:)

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

ι ℓσѕт .






The Sun Was Colored Dark Orange .
I Just Could See a Half Of It .
The Bellow Half Was Still Under The Seas .

The Sky Was Catching It's Color Very Slowly .
It Was Looking Like a Big Ball Floating on the Seas .

a Few Sails Were There in The Sea .
There .. a Very Tiny One Came In Front  Of The Sun .
It Was Looking  Beautiful . very Beautiful ..

I Was Lonely .. Miles Away From It At a Deserted Beach .
I Waited For It To Come to The Beach .
But It Had Stopped Moving From That Place .
It Was Just Floating In a Very Lovely Way
a Few Feet Up n Down ..
I Was Been In Love With That Beautiful Sail For a  Moment ..
I Kept Waiting For It To Come Near Me ..

It Was Been a Long Time .
The Sun Came Up To The Sky .
Now It Was Looking Very Rude Leaving It's Orange Color .
The Sky Was Looking Complete Blue With Some Patches Of Lovely White Clouds .

But My Love Was Still There Far Away from Me .
I Had Started Making Me Believe That " Yes ..It Is Coming Towards Me .. So What .. If very Slowly " .
But It Was Never The Truth .
And It Was Never The End Of My 'Wait' Too .

I Was Waiting For The Moment I Will Be With It .
But As We Don't Get The Things Easily That We Love To Have ..
I Also Had To Wait a Long .

Now The Sun Was Out Of My Sight .
It Was Right Back To My Head and Didn't Seem To Be So Rude .
It Was Been an Evening .

I Could See My Sail Coming Towards Me ..
I Was Been Very Anxious .
Finally I Was Going to Watch It With My Hands ..
Still It Had a Long Way To Make Towards Me .

And It Was Been The Time For Sun To Lighten up The Another Side Of The Earth .
And I Was Not Going To Be Able To See My Love Coming Towards Me .
But I Was Still There In The Dark Side To Make That Sail Mine .

It Was Been a Night .
I Was Counting On The Time ... Faster That It Runs .
Still The Sail Was Not There In Front Of Me .

My Eyes Were Been Closed Unknowingly For a While .
Soon After I Woke Up .

And The Same Dark Orange Colored Half Floating Sun Was There Right In Front Of Me  !
But This Time .. The Sea Was Completely Stainless .


I Had Lost My Sail.
I Had Lost My Love.




:)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

α cяσω !






A Huge Black Bird

It Was There On The Lowest Branch Of A Tree..
I Had A Look At It..
It Started Flying Round n Round Over My Head ..

Soon It Landed On The Ground In Front Of Me .
I Asked That Bird " Who Are You " ..
She Turned White ..
n Replied .. " I am a Crow " With an Evil Laugh ..

Then I Asked " How Did U Turn White.. Where As U Were Black Just a While Back !"
She Replied " I Change My Color Depending Upon The Man I Take Away "
(With Another Furious Evil Laugh)


I Opened My Eyes Under The Blanket .. n Some Fresh Drops Of Tears Ran Out Of Them Onto My Pillow ..

:)

Friday, May 21, 2010

нє ωαѕ gσηє. ωαѕ тнαт мє !





I Saw a Man .

On The Terrace Of a Sky-Kissing Building ...
He Was Completely Alone Leaning On a Wall ...
Wearing a Black Shirt Covered With a Dark Silver Blazer ..
He Was Watching His Watch On His Right Wrist Again n Again ..
As If He Was Waiting For Someone To Come ..
N Take Him More Higher ..

I Took My Right Hand Out Of My Pocket ..
and Started Rubbing My Back-Head .. Looking Down For a While ..
I Raised My Head Up Again

and .. Here ... He Was Gone .. !!!

I Wonder ...
I Wonder .. Who Was That !!!

Was That Me !!!